chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis:
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
The Four Elemelons.
Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
What about the CABBAGES though?! D:
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PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!
FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD
WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!
what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?
The first I heard about this was a very short bit on BBC news this morning. Someone is not doing their job properly.
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Tyler hoechlin
Im watching Castle and oh my gods! Tyler Hoechlin is on this eps! And hes clean shaven… So weird but so good!
Also; he’s playing a character named dylan. :D
okie so this was unexpected. I need your help, guys, if you can.
For the past year, my mom’s kind of been in and out of the docs a lot because they could never diagnose the pain she’d get in her abdomen and things like that. She finally found a doctor that would actually look…
So I was looking up threefold deaths and human sacrifices. What I found was a reference that a person dying from a head wound, throat cut, and strangulation, is actually referred to as a ‘triple death’ which brings up totally different results.
Then I found this site
and I read this sentence:
“In another mythology, one person’s life is sacrificed so that a noble member of hierarchy would be healed of his terminal illness, thus showing a belief that one sacrificed would give way for another to be saved. “
Nooooooooooooo!!! I don’t want it to be Peter! I want them to all think it is Peter but it isn’t actually I hope this find is just random and holy shit I just realized that Peter isn’t the only one who is not up to physical par….he is regaining his strength but Deucalion or however you spell his name is blind, what if it is him trying to heal his blindness? Please be that! Please Please!
You know who else has a terminal illness and hasn’t turned up dead yet?
Gerard.
FUCK.
Wouldn’t it be interesting if Teen Wolf were treating death as a “terminal illness”? I mean Peter came back.
The Hales died in a fire and by all signs, wolves have to be cut in half in order to prevent them from coming back y/n?
So what if the Alphas are bringing the Hales back for w/e screwball reason?
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people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.
God forbid the ladies (and other people that like dudes) get some.
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YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T THE PERFECT CHILD YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU SHOULD BE
(via akumastrife)
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
#the best part is #you dont know #if mccoy is talking about spock #if spock is talking about mccoy #or if theyre both talking about kirk
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If you are a lady loving lady please reblog this!
so I can have more ladies in my life ;)
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I JUST PEED MYSELF
this always fills me with joy
didnt even listen to the audio, just started laughing at the memory of it xD <3
(via beyondthebootycade)
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
THIS IS GLORIOUS OH MY GOD
it’s so funny to me because I do the cats eye eyeliner xD Thanks, Mary.
(Source: chibigordonramsay, via timetosavetheuniverse)
Russell Brand Destroys MSNBC Talk Show Host for Treating Him Like Shit
“Casual objectification” is an excellent term for not only what these people were doing to him, but for pretty much the entire institution of “celebrity.”
Also, Russell Brand is very funny. These people have no idea how to handle intelligent discourse blended with humor. They are speaking very different cultural languages. It’s a fascinating thing to watch.
I just love this man so much. I have so much respect for him.
If you guys get a chance read his “Booky Wook” I have yet to read Booky Wook 2, but they’re both his autobiographies. 2 is a second installment (obviously) but he has truly gone through massive hardships and he has really opened my eyes to a lot. I love his humor and his intelligence and just everything, he’s such a true sweetheart. He seems prickly and rude sometimes but he really is such a kind individual.
This program is just rude. :/
